my cat is sick and all i can feel is empty
listening to a strange buzzing noise i seriously wonder if i can hear someone’s vibrator…..
i just spilled coffee in my hair i’m so fucking good at life
Apparently I can’t sneeze while wearing my new corset???
In which I summarize our weekend of broisms:
- Brodo Baggins
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
I used to have a disaster plan of how many animals I could safely and quickly remove from my house. This is the shit of thought of as a child. If my house is on fire how can I save the cats and dogs? The guinea pigs? WHAT ABOUT THE HEDGEHOG.